Pickles taste great, they’re tangy, and they make sandwiches (and probably life) a little better. Maybe they’ll make Steam Crow better too; we’re willing to find out.

To be blunt, we really need folks to sign up again. If you don’t… well, we’re in a pickle.

Your Order of Obscuria Membership keeps us alive, especially as we're transitioning to living in the distant desert outpost.

Yeah, why not?! But we only have 250 of them, so you know, when they're gone, they're gone.

Rules? Nobody likes rules... but erm... okay.​

Here are the rules. You sign up in November, we send them out in December with your December rewards. Core members will simply get the badge sent to them.

One "In a Pickel Spirit" Badge per subscription. If you signed up for 3, you'll get three Badges.

It's our Membership to the Monster Rangers, but with physical rewards... from an annual Membership Patch to Monthly goodies like exclusive Spirit Badges and Mysteries of the Month... to original artwork.

Well, sure… some tiers are costly — but they’re not meant to be ordinary.

When you pledge to the Order of Obscuria, you’re supporting more than a patch or a parcel. You’re fueling the design, crafting, and careful packing of every Spirit Badge and mysterious creation that leaves Central Command.

Take the Badge of the Month level, for instance: nearly eight dollars of your pledge vanishes into postage alone. Add the time spent designing, printing, trimming, writing, sorting, wrapping, labeling, packing, mailing and whispering each badge into existence… it all adds up fast.

We haven’t really raised our prices since 2017, even as materials, shipping, and printing have climbed steeply. Your support keeps the Monster Rangers and Central Command alive — and we’re grateful for every ounce of it.

Here’s the thing: we aren’t those kinds of people.

We face our fellow Monster Rangers in person at camps, conventions, and secret gatherings — so we can’t (and won’t) play shady games with your membership. You can log in, adjust, or cancel your Order of Obscuria pledge anytime you like. No tricks. No hidden levers. Just good monsters doing honest day's work.

Here’s the thing: we aren’t those kinds of people.

We face our fellow Monster Rangers in person at camps, conventions, and secret gatherings — so we can’t (and won’t) play shady games with your membership. You can log in, adjust, or cancel your Order of Obscuria pledge anytime you like. No tricks. No hidden levers. Just good monsters doing honest day's work.

There isn’t one.​

When you sign-up, Daniel has to “turn it on” for your account. After that, when you log-in, you’ll automagically see your new discounted prices for everything in the store.

If you feel like we missed you, contact us and Daniel will get it hooked up quick.